The City of Havath Toustuvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.852 billion Havath Toustuvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Havath Toustuvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,702 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,561 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 663,962 per year while the poor average 65,588, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Government projects are full of waste, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havath Toustuvia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Red Sox.

Havath Toustuvia is ranked 1,052^nd in the world and 7^th in Boston for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 18,474.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.